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I Can’t Ignore the Ringing in My Ear

It’s with the regularity of a goddamned metronome.

The ringing has a name.

It’s Joe Konrath, and if he opens his mouth one more time about how much cash Amazon is trucking to his house – I’m going to call him up on the phone from 10,000 miles away – and scream my lungs and lower intestine out at this guy.

 

For the past 2 years, steadily, this guy has been mouthin’ off about how money trees are sprouting right up out of his okole – every couple of days.

What nerve!

The other day he’s telling us…

“Oh, I made $100,000 in 3-weeks on just my USA Amazon ebooks.”

“Didn’t everyone have a nice holiday?”

Mother F-U-C-K-E-R, this guy!

He’s killing me. He’s going to be the death of me – I’m sure of it.

He’s off fighting his own demons, so I’ll leave well enough alone. Apparently he’s on a self-induced 30-day Beer Diet.

Yeah, I know. Those with money don’t know what the hell to do with it – so they buy expensive beers to kill themselves with.

Drink a few for me JK, and know that NO, NOT EVERYONE had a great fucking holiday.

Jesus, this guy!

AMF,

MF

[okole - is Hawaiian for ass.]

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Mike Fook writes fiction, and is fiction himself. This is a pseudonym I use for writing because it's powerful and no nonsense. Well, it's almost funny too, admittedly. I like it at any rate. I write fiction and non-fiction for Amazon's Kindle platform. Currently, and for the previous seven years, I am living in Southeast Asia and loving it. Some advice for beginning writers, or those stuck in the legacy (print) publishing world... The moment is NOW if you ever wanted to get started writing and published. If you have any comments - feel free to leave them below, I respond to most, if not all. Cheers, MF

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